*Originally Published December 20, 2008*
Well, it’s that time of year again. Yep, it’s time to get boozed up and go see the family that you have been avoiding the rest of the year.
There are so many holiday greeting videos out there and I figured one more couldn’t hurt, so I made my own. (Although, it may hurt to watch mine, so if you’re a sensitive little cry-baby who is easily offended, watch it, and then go cry to your mommy that I hurt your wittle feelings.)
So here is the cheery bitter holiday greeting I made for you. I even threw in an extra-big helping of my own personal stupidity for you! Enjoy! Or not. Whatever. Your choice.
(Sorry about the quality of the video. I will be getting an actual video camera next week. This was made using my Nikon Coolpix S210. Great camera for pictures, but battery goes quick when trying to make videos, especially when I have to do so many re-takes because I can’t remember my own lines to the script that I wrote.)
Tip: When making your own rum balls (main ingredient: booze!) be sure to add some crushed Valium or Xanax. Either give these to your family (good choice) or eat them all yourself (most recommended by me).
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
